George Bush cursed by an Indonesian witch doctor

I know Dubya’s quite superstitious, so I hope he didn’t get wind of this before his visit to Indonesia today:

A renowned black magic practitioner performed a voodoo ritual Thursday to jinx President George W. Bush…Ki Gendeng Pamungkas slit the throat of a goat, a small snake and stabbed a black crow in the chest, stirred their blood with spice and broccoli before drank the “potion” and smeared some on his face…“I don’t hate Americans, but I don’t like Bush,” said Pamungkas.

WARNING: THIS CLIP CONTAINS GRAPHIC FOOTAGE OF ANIMALS BEING SLAUGHTERED

Actually, I suspect that the President was zombified during a visit to Haiti.

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